BARRYPOTHEADMEGATHREAD: LET'S GET 2K10 OFF TO A GOOD START
hello barrypothead! i know i
told you that i would be making a megathread about you as your
christmas present, but i'm afraid it isn't exactly what you expected.
sorry man
to everyone else who knew this was coming: this took a long fuckin time
to make, enjoy.
if you're from gnd you probably
already know all of this so you can skip down to the next section. 4
every1 else here you should probably read this yeah!
it began with a private message. despite
being new to the fantastic forum that ytmndnsfw is, i immediately
realized that barrypothead was a complete fucking idiot.
at first, i was genuinely worried that he was autistic; as our
conversations progressed, i came to the conclusion that his maturity and
intellect was on par with the average 12 year old and that i wasn't
actually about to troll a disabled person (that's just rude ok)
he invited me to play dungeons and dragonswith
him. having nothing else to do and figuring it would be hilarious
because he is retarded, i played along and joined him for our first (and
last) hour of gameplay together.
before i went to sleep barry begged me for pictures. i complied and sent him a
handsome jpeg of myself being handsome. this was the result:
that was all it took. barry was officially in love with me.
one hour on ventrilo, a picture, and a completely fake insecure
personality made barry want to masturbate to my text.
a day passed before barry began
to show signs of intense longing.
and thus our adventure begins
into the innermost parts of barrypothead's psyche. yeah this is going to
be hilarious, you're welcome
barrypothead
quickly became insecure about the status of our friendship, constantly
asking questions about if we were friends and desperately craving reassurance from me
despite the fact that we'd been talking for approximately a day and a
half
he begins to start talking about "the
circlejerk" (for whoever sucks at this forum yes timolol i
mean you, he is referring to iwc, internutt, marks, etc.) and is
obsessed with the idea of me becoming a part of their 'clique' and leaving him to die alone. he is desperate to troll them
and get back at them for uhhhh calling him an idiot i suppose
barrypothead
often shows his obliviousness by referring to internutt as a girl with a
crush on him. internet love triangle yall
he also is extremely insecure about my friendship with vegan stomplebane, which
kicks off the first barry meltdown with many to come
barry feels retarded, the conversation ends, and barry notices me
talking to iwc/internutt/marks around the
time gnd
was created
first he leaves a passive-aggressive message about my new internet
friendships:
he then leaves me this hilarious message to vent his angry feelings
about my internet acceptance (and the lack of his):
part 2:
^ tl;dr best quotes: "ive been here a year do you know how that felt
when you lost all interest in boring barry because barry isnt an
exciting circle jerk that fucks around with peoples heads on a shit
forum"
"i only assume they used you to make me jealous by inviting you in their
cam shit because they noticed you and i talk alot"
he also leaves this:
and then once his bipolarity kicks in, this:
and then asks me to get on msn, where he bombards me with more
apologetic messages
...and some more passive-aggressive ones
at this point, unbeknownst to barrypothead i'm talking to iwascruel (and
later on, internutt) about how retarded barry is and discussing how i
should troll him
iwc comes up with some good ideas and makes me feel less guilty about
the prospect of ruining whatever life he has (shouts 2 iwc u my girl)
around this time, my disgust for barrypothead begins to build
and i feel sick every time i talk to him, making me lose my patience for
trolling him
thankfully barrypothead is an idiot and was encouraged by my apathetic
behavior, beginning to make idle threats about carving my name into his chest and
trying to force me to discuss my fetishes
at this point i literally got sick of talking to him and began to
pretend to take offense to everything he said, which led to another
psychological breakdown
getting tired of being ignored, his asperger's
rage begins to bubble over completely
body pics? oh, right, the ones i googled off imagefap
and chansluts to get you to send me more nudes, i almost
forgot
do those look familiar, tim? guess you didn't j/o to my body pics after
all, whoops! get real u faggot i'm 2 classy 4 nudes
added note: barrypotheadbought me a
bracelet irl for some reason, i'm not entirely sure
why but i'm sure his intention was to mail it to my house (i
would never give you my address barry not even a po box i'm sorry)
i continued to ignore him, and he continued to rage, mostly about the
circlejerk
^tl;dr quotes: theres documents you can find on google
on how to get rid of an emo friend
and then the trolling came to an abrupt, temporary
halt.barrypothead found out that i was trolling him because of
an, at the time, unknown snitch. this was the heated convo that ensued:
i figured the troll was over then and there, so i posted a decent amount
of hilarious logs/pictures of barry on gnd in a secret subforum
strictly dedicated to the cause:
for those of you who aren't a member of gnd (are you
retarded go sign up there rep gnd everyday) i'll post
screencaps; if you've already seen it just keep scrolling until you see
more big letters ok
Quote:
ok basically barrypothead has been "in love" with me for the past few
weeks and i have been trolling him constantly (and successfully although
seriously whoever snitched fuck you i could've gotten so much more, i
had his forum passwords and his facebook password and you ruined all
that)
every other day he's been raging at me violently for "flirting with
bobhughes" or "making fun of him on the forum" and i have pretty much
all of his pms/chatlogs saved
i posted a ton of other logs of him talking about his fetishes, but i'll
save that for the barrypothead romance
section of the thread
anyway, i decided to find out who the snitch was
big letters guys you can read again
initially the entire idea was strictly to see who was
the snitch, since no one was happy about the troll ending
before i wanted it to end:
so i decided to suck it up and ask barrypothead if he wanted to
ventrilo with me because i wanted to apologize for what i did. barrypothead,
still being lovesick and retarded,
immediately agreed to talk to me and hear me out. fortunately he didn't
realize that not only was i recording the conversation, but i was double venting so shakes could hear everything i was
saying (and also suggest lines for me to say when i got stuck/too
disgusted to think properly)
shoutout 2 shakes ty 4 keeping me from throwing up on
various occasions
a couple minutes was all i needed to find out what had happened.
after finding out that elz was the snitch, i began to
entertain the idea of trolling barry back into allowing me to troll
him. if he was already trusting me with shit like that, he
clearly was more than ready to to trust me with other things if i played
my cards right (aka used a lot of smiley faces)
and so the vent convo continued. he said a lot of hilarious retarded
things, which i turned into youtube videos for the deaf snitch (and
everyone else but mostly the deaf snitch): i'm a good poster
*ungh*
i lied about being raped
after that disgusting, draining convo barrypothead was elated and more in love than ever
unfortunately, it also sent his stalking to an all-time high. i'd go days at a time ignoring him
because trolling him was so tiring and he'd follow me everywhere i went, joining
ventrilo every 5 minutes, finding me in tf2, bombarding my msn with
offline messages, joining irc just to see if i was there, contacting several people about me,
etc.
because of this, i'd have to make a new excuse as to why i disappeared
for several day intervals. barry, being gullible and
retarded, believed everything i said and the situation could
be rectified as easily as a few words:
hi bh, aka you're a 30-year-old jobless creep who lives with his parents
who i can genuinely say is worse than barry on many levels! if it were
up to me you wouldn't get a shred of pleasure of out this thread because
quite frankly you deserve to be ruined more than barry ever did
you are fucking disgusting
that being said, i'm sure everyone remembers bh's love-induced meltdown, right? i was actually pretty
nice about trolling him considering the fact that i didn't post any of
his creepy bullshit, just alluding to it instead
well that's over and done with let's do this shit holla
bobhughes was obsessed with
getting pictures of meonto his computer screen, that
was no joke
editor's note: i never called bobhughes
because he is creepy as fuck,
nor did i ever mail him (that was a part of the troll for those who
don't read gnd)
should've followed your instincts, weirdo
=*(
ps: my name's not heidi
lmao and that's only the pms i didn't delete, god knows what else is in
my yahoo logs. maybe i'll save that for next thread. let's shift our
attention back to the star of this thread, barrypothead
if you've ever talked to barry, unless you're as retarded as he is it
shouldn't be hard to figure out that his intellect is on par with the average american 12-year-old.
i've collected some of the clever gems barrypothead has said to me
(or in his pms, since i logged into his account and read them all) over
the past 2 months. you're welcome.
a part of barrypothead's incredible naiveté is the fact that he thinks
he knows staggering amounts of private information concerning every member of this forum, but really has no idea what's going on
whatsoever. he enjoyed telling me everything he "knew" in order to gain
my trust along with his deeply intelligent opinions about the circlejerk.
sorry garfield no matter how much shit you have saved it will never compare to this
thread, just sayin
O_O
are they a team?
out of anyone from the circlejerk, barry was obsessed with iwascruel the most.
he constantly asperger'd out when i called her cute despite the fact
that he once called her a goddess
in a private message on barry's account:
while i pretend to hate the circlejerk, barry compares his accent to
hers (she is a girl that is really weird of you barry)
here are some hilarious private messages on barry's account because
there's nowhere else for me to put them and they don't need their own
section:
shouts 2 ukranian princess internutt
i laughed more at this pm than anything else in this thread:
ok, back 2 gossip thanks for that intermission internutt
speaking of akiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, here is
my favorite akira chatlog to conclude this section:
this is the most anticipated (and best imo) section of this fantastic megathread.
since barrypothead
was madly in love with me, he often told me about his fantasies
and fetishes along with sending me pictures
of his errect and flop. without further ado, let's do this
yall holla
this one made me nauseous irl, physically
nauseous
whip and fuck me for hours
vacuum cleaners 4 life
all da indipendant women in the house raise ur hands
up holla
barrypothead's first masturbatory experiences
and, to finish this thread, here's something that will never change:
because barry is completely fucking retarded at the internet (and
everything else) he's been using two passwords for almost every account
he's ever had since age 13.
that being said it was hardly a challenge to get into his forums
account, hotmail account
where i then got into his gmail
account as well as his imageshack and, ultimately, his facebook.
initially i just wanted to ruin him through facebook, maybe paste his
nudes here and there, but i ran across unexpected hilarity in his email
accounts:
hanging at 7 inches
once i was done reading his mail it was time 2 facebook
lol
since facebook sucks a lot i had to message 20
people at a time, annoying
ps: i've had a boyfriend this entire time
he says bye to you
you didnt ruin my
real life and fuck you i could try and get you back but you arent worth
it
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Never tell your
password to anyone. Barrypothead:
i just wanna know why
SHAKE SMD: it was me Barrypothead:
then im done talking to her Barrypothead:
ok listen Barrypothead:
she told me youre a homosexual irl Barrypothead:
and your christian parents wont allow it Barrypothead:
so you have to prretend to be gay Barrypothead:
fucking OWND YOU DUMB FAGGOT Barrypothead:
GO SUCK A DICK Barrypothead:
FAGGOT Barrypothead:
GO SUCK A FUCKING DICK Barrypothead:
HOWS THAT FEEL? Barrypothead:
FAGGOT
SHAKE SMD: good Barrypothead:
good Barrypothead:
i hope you die sad Barrypothead:
with a wife Barrypothead:
and you wish you could suck dicks Barrypothead:
faggot
SHAKE SMD: me2
SHAKE SMD: hey cool look http://forums.ytmnsfw.com/showthread.html?t=102598
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Gushes dad
left her family, and gush is a coniving bitch trying to hurt others to
feel better about her own life.
BARRYPOTHEAD MEGATHREAD: LET'S GET 2K10 OFF TO A GOOD START
